Saturday, March 14, 2009

How to spot a gay guy?

Girls: Are you eyeing for a guy who is gorgeous and a boyfriend material? Is your crush makes you feel shiver every time he passes by? Do you idolize a guy who is hunk and you think is man enough to protect you from those bullies in your school or work? Well, girl think twice before saying I like you to these men because who knows, he love your hair and not YOU!!

Here are the pointers:
1. Spends an hour or two in the shower.

2. Go crazy over Beauty contests and instead of waiting for the swimsuit competition, he only waits for the National Costume Presentation.

3. Wears clothes one size smaller than his built.

4. Chooses pink over blue.

5. Knows the lyrics of Oops I did it again or any Britney Spears song.

6. Wears a tight shirt, skinny jeans and a shoe with pointed sole.

7. Has a Fashionista mp3 in his mobile phone or music player.

8. Doesn't have any RPG game in his PSP, instead SIMS or dress up dolly thingy.

9. Reads Cosmopolitan or FHM Magazines but skips to the Female Sexy Photographs.

10. Hangs out with his gay friends.

11. Asks for a bundle of tissue every time you dine out for dinner or lunch.

12. Perfume that is stronger than your Victoria's Secret.

13. Watches Charmed, Greys Anatomy and Will & Grace (and even have a dvd collection of Dante’s Cove and Queer as folk).

14. Has a violet or green colored ballpoint pen.

15. Prefers Volleyball than Basketball.

16. Always hangs out in Malate or any other Gay themed places.

17. Has his own "Kikay" kit.

18. Conscious about the UV Rays, has a sun block or an umbrella even it is not raining.

19. Has a Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston or Regine Velasquez CD.

20. Boasts over his Mom's achievements.

21. Arranges his hair for an hour.

22. Go gaga over zodiac signs and horoscopes.

23. Has a Dora or Teddy bear that he hugs every night.

24. He is a call center agent.

25. Has male friends in friendster or myspace who are topless and are lean.

26. Talks about his life every time you hang out.

27. Has a military dad.28. Very tidy with his things and even to his clothes.

29. Cried over the movie Titanic.

30. Dyed his hair several times with different tones for the past 6 months.

31. Has a call center agent accent.

32. Prefers romance pocketbooks rather than suspense or thrillers.

33. Sings his hearts' out every time the song "Let me think about it" and "Shining star" is being played by the DJ.

34. Has at least 3 types of facial creams and wash.

35. Has a picture while working out.

36. Has a picture with his head titled either right or left side?

37. Conscious about his smell.

38. Always use Alcohol or alcogel every time he touches anything that is exposed to air.

39. Have big sunglasses.

40. Wears boxers or briefs which has a print or message on it like spank me or hey sexy.

41. Knows the story of Gay guys in showbiz.

42. Is a Noranian or Vilmanian.

43. Uses gay lingo accidentally or evidently.

44. Uses straw when drinking from a bottled mineral water or ice tea.

45. Prefers Puerto Galera rather than Boracay.

46. Always order Blowjob from the Bartender or other ladies drinks.

47. Has a bestfriend whom he cares a lot.

48. Has a picture of his best friend in his wallet.

49. Stays and socializes at Starbucks.

50. Knows the lyrics of the song "I will survive"

51. Play badminton once a week.

52. Goes out with his gym buddies and calls them Pare or Dude.

53. He has a guys4men or manjam account.

54. He has a colorful friendster background.

55. Covers his mouth every time he laughs.

56. Has a leather jacket and leather boots and wears them at the same time.

57. Watched Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz's a very special love and had an LSS with the theme song

58. He knows fashion and how to shop in ladie's section.

Now, do you still love your man or would you have doubts regarding his gender.

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