Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Call Center Bloopers
+ Working at night and being a call center is really fun. Why? Simply because agents will try their best to speak in English just to convince the customer that they are confident enough so that they will not hang up! Foolish isn’t? Nope, it’s fun! You will hear lots of agents trying to be as nice as they can even though their customers were cursing them. (We were trained to be nice to our IRATE customers; and as much as possible stay calm and stay focus on your customers' concerns. DAMN, I still remember our training days). To add more spice to your life, here are some of the real conversations that my friends shared to me..
Telesales agent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time, ma'am. We have a lot of freebies togive away, such as free installation, free equipment, and free DVDplayer. That's a great offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!
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Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Customer trying to return a defective product:
Customer: I need to return this defective sauna belt that you delivered yesterday.
Agent: For that concern, you can call our customer service at www.picustomerservice.com.
Customer: Call where??!!
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish Network Department, my name is Vince..... (sees that the number called by customer is for a different client— a DirecTV dealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number then?Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV please don't go.... (puts thecustomer on hold, and then)... Thank you for calling DirecTV Department,my name is Vince...
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours toverify your installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code? It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
Agent: Yes.Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent giving the customer service web address:
Agent: It's P- as in Papa, I- as in India, C- as in costume, U- as in you, S- as in Sam, T- as in Tango, O.... Oscar...V- for Voy...
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Agent wrapping up the sale, trying to give the account info to customer:
Agent: I will now be giving you your account number and order confirmation number, do you have a PEN and BALLPEN with you?
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In California, a plane crashed into a customer's house, their dish was replaced, no questions asked!
Agent: Here's an example: In California, a plane crashed into a customer's house, their dish was replaced, no questions asked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and that, and you know, pretty much anything under the sun. Isn't that a great offer?
Customer: What?
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Agent was asking the customer about the cost of his cable service:
Agent: How much are you paying with your current provider?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00 (--which is way cheaper than what the agent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) Shet, magkano??!!
Agent: (Surprised) Shet, magkano??!!
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Agent getting customer's address:
Agent: Can I have your address, please?
Customer: It's twenyfurfif- ysavan newyaorkgh road (2457 New York Road)
Agent: Can you repeat that ulit?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead!
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Technical Agent giving customer support:
Agent: Is the ethernet cord connected?
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with Alabama accent)
Agent: Yung yellow cord kung nakakabit ba!
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Agent from a local phone company entertaining a Visayan customer:
Customer: hillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin??
Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Customer: Hende naman.
Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
Agent: Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Agent: Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
Agent: Di ba sabi mo walang ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL! yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!
Agent: aahhh... yung BILL?!
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Technical Agent: To help you out with your concern, ma'am, let me just pull out my tool here, ok? (referring to a computer program used in call centers to address the customer's concerns)Customer: Pull out your what now?
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Tech Support: Okay, Bob, just type P on your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do that.
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Agent: Sir, that is C for Cubao, Q for Quiapo.....
Customer: What is that?! I don't understand. I don't want to talk to you.
Agent: Who do you want to talk to?
Customer: I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: My supervisor is not available as of the moment sir.
Customer: I said, I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: Ok, you want to talk to the highest person?
Customer: Yes!
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Customer: what the f***! I'd rather talk to you.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to say "F***k you!" here...
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Thank you for calling us, this is Candy, how may I help you?
Customer: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Customer: Sorry, i can't hear ya... did ja say Mandy?
Agent: It's Candy sir... Candy... as in Storck!
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Agent: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (zas in zebra)Oh, Gebra! like the one in the Goo?!
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Agent: Yeah, sir....hello sir... are you there?
Customer: Yes, sorry. I'm still there.
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Agent: Ok, sir... do u have a PEN and a PENCIL ready?
Customer: What?!!
Agent: Oh, Im sorry, sir... i mean, do u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
Agent: Oh, Im sorry, sir... i mean, do u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
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Agent: I'd like to speak with Billy Thompson please?
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to leave a message in his voicemail?
Agent: Sure, SIGE..
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Tech support: We're going to perform a check disk to see if your harddrive has errors in it. Please type in C-H-K-D-S-K.
Customer: What is that again?
Tech Support: C-H-K-D-S-K. .. that is... C as in Charlie... H as inHarley... K as in Karly.. D as in Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as inKarly... got it?
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Agent: C as in Charlie, R as in Arkansas and Y as Wyoming and Q as in Cuba
Customer: and I as in Idiot
Customer: and I as in Idiot
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Sa isang local telecom company
Agent(gay): HI! This is (name of agent). How can i help you?
Customer: Magpapalagay ako ng setting ng GPRS at MMS
Agent: Sige po, ano bang cellphone unit ang gamit ninyo?
Customer: Nokia 3210.
Agent(imberna, pero poise pa rin ang pagsagot):Ganito po sir, punta po kayo sa write message tapos i-type nyo po, dapat all caps po sya, AMBISYOSA. Tapos send nyo po sa sarili ninyo number.
Customer: Yun lang pala eh. Salamat.
Agent: Anything else can i help you with? Have a nice day!
Hahahaha!! This stuff made me laugh!!
Waiting in Line
Have you tried waiting in a long line and a person comes and cuts you in? What will be your first reaction about this? Will you just say “its okay, you can go first” or “Hey, I was here first? Bawal ang singit!” then raise your eyebrows until they reach your Fontanels. (Damn! I tried that before but didn’t work coz I don’t have fontanels anymore). Let me tell you some stories about this people who love to make “singit”. First, it happened when I was in a convenient store after work. I was hungry and thirsty coz I worked for 8 hours straight and I just wanted to go home and relax for it was 7 in the morning. I grabbed a bottle of soda and some biscuits, and when it was my turn to pay for my stuff, there was this girl (wearing a scrub suit) suddenly cuts in and asked the cashier if they have cell phone load. The cashier said “yes” and all of a sudden this lady brought out her wallet and right there, she paid her bill. Isn’t that amazing? That was shit! And the worst thing was she only purchased 25 peso load. It really pissed me off and what I told her “Excuse Me, how much do you earn per month?” She said,”P8, 000.00 why?” I just laughed and replied, “Hahahaha! Your salary is just my allowance and where do you work?” I was in aghast when she said, “I work at East Avenue Medical Center, do you have problem with that?” I was really pissed and fucked up by her rudeness and without any doubts I simply uttered these words:”Oh! That’s why many patients die coz they don’t have good employees and uhm, lemme add, EDUCATED EMPLOYEES who knows how to fall in line and wait for their turn!” I gave her my devilish grin and left.
How to spot a gay guy?
Girls: Are you eyeing for a guy who is gorgeous and a boyfriend material? Is your crush makes you feel shiver every time he passes by? Do you idolize a guy who is hunk and you think is man enough to protect you from those bullies in your school or work? Well, girl think twice before saying I like you to these men because who knows, he love your hair and not YOU!!
Here are the pointers:
1. Spends an hour or two in the shower.
2. Go crazy over Beauty contests and instead of waiting for the swimsuit competition, he only waits for the National Costume Presentation.
3. Wears clothes one size smaller than his built.
4. Chooses pink over blue.
5. Knows the lyrics of Oops I did it again or any Britney Spears song.
6. Wears a tight shirt, skinny jeans and a shoe with pointed sole.
7. Has a Fashionista mp3 in his mobile phone or music player.
8. Doesn't have any RPG game in his PSP, instead SIMS or dress up dolly thingy.
9. Reads Cosmopolitan or FHM Magazines but skips to the Female Sexy Photographs.
10. Hangs out with his gay friends.
11. Asks for a bundle of tissue every time you dine out for dinner or lunch.
12. Perfume that is stronger than your Victoria's Secret.
13. Watches Charmed, Greys Anatomy and Will & Grace (and even have a dvd collection of Dante’s Cove and Queer as folk).
14. Has a violet or green colored ballpoint pen.
15. Prefers Volleyball than Basketball.
16. Always hangs out in Malate or any other Gay themed places.
17. Has his own "Kikay" kit.
18. Conscious about the UV Rays, has a sun block or an umbrella even it is not raining.
19. Has a Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston or Regine Velasquez CD.
20. Boasts over his Mom's achievements.
21. Arranges his hair for an hour.
22. Go gaga over zodiac signs and horoscopes.
23. Has a Dora or Teddy bear that he hugs every night.
24. He is a call center agent.
25. Has male friends in friendster or myspace who are topless and are lean.
26. Talks about his life every time you hang out.
27. Has a military dad.28. Very tidy with his things and even to his clothes.
29. Cried over the movie Titanic.
30. Dyed his hair several times with different tones for the past 6 months.
31. Has a call center agent accent.
32. Prefers romance pocketbooks rather than suspense or thrillers.
33. Sings his hearts' out every time the song "Let me think about it" and "Shining star" is being played by the DJ.
34. Has at least 3 types of facial creams and wash.
35. Has a picture while working out.
36. Has a picture with his head titled either right or left side?
37. Conscious about his smell.
38. Always use Alcohol or alcogel every time he touches anything that is exposed to air.
39. Have big sunglasses.
40. Wears boxers or briefs which has a print or message on it like spank me or hey sexy.
41. Knows the story of Gay guys in showbiz.
42. Is a Noranian or Vilmanian.
43. Uses gay lingo accidentally or evidently.
44. Uses straw when drinking from a bottled mineral water or ice tea.
45. Prefers Puerto Galera rather than Boracay.
46. Always order Blowjob from the Bartender or other ladies drinks.
47. Has a bestfriend whom he cares a lot.
48. Has a picture of his best friend in his wallet.
49. Stays and socializes at Starbucks.
50. Knows the lyrics of the song "I will survive"
51. Play badminton once a week.
52. Goes out with his gym buddies and calls them Pare or Dude.
53. He has a guys4men or manjam account.
54. He has a colorful friendster background.
55. Covers his mouth every time he laughs.
56. Has a leather jacket and leather boots and wears them at the same time.
57. Watched Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz's a very special love and had an LSS with the theme song
58. He knows fashion and how to shop in ladie's section.
Now, do you still love your man or would you have doubts regarding his gender.
Here are the pointers:
1. Spends an hour or two in the shower.
2. Go crazy over Beauty contests and instead of waiting for the swimsuit competition, he only waits for the National Costume Presentation.
3. Wears clothes one size smaller than his built.
4. Chooses pink over blue.
5. Knows the lyrics of Oops I did it again or any Britney Spears song.
6. Wears a tight shirt, skinny jeans and a shoe with pointed sole.
7. Has a Fashionista mp3 in his mobile phone or music player.
8. Doesn't have any RPG game in his PSP, instead SIMS or dress up dolly thingy.
9. Reads Cosmopolitan or FHM Magazines but skips to the Female Sexy Photographs.
10. Hangs out with his gay friends.
11. Asks for a bundle of tissue every time you dine out for dinner or lunch.
12. Perfume that is stronger than your Victoria's Secret.
13. Watches Charmed, Greys Anatomy and Will & Grace (and even have a dvd collection of Dante’s Cove and Queer as folk).
14. Has a violet or green colored ballpoint pen.
15. Prefers Volleyball than Basketball.
16. Always hangs out in Malate or any other Gay themed places.
17. Has his own "Kikay" kit.
18. Conscious about the UV Rays, has a sun block or an umbrella even it is not raining.
19. Has a Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston or Regine Velasquez CD.
20. Boasts over his Mom's achievements.
21. Arranges his hair for an hour.
22. Go gaga over zodiac signs and horoscopes.
23. Has a Dora or Teddy bear that he hugs every night.
24. He is a call center agent.
25. Has male friends in friendster or myspace who are topless and are lean.
26. Talks about his life every time you hang out.
27. Has a military dad.28. Very tidy with his things and even to his clothes.
29. Cried over the movie Titanic.
30. Dyed his hair several times with different tones for the past 6 months.
31. Has a call center agent accent.
32. Prefers romance pocketbooks rather than suspense or thrillers.
33. Sings his hearts' out every time the song "Let me think about it" and "Shining star" is being played by the DJ.
34. Has at least 3 types of facial creams and wash.
35. Has a picture while working out.
36. Has a picture with his head titled either right or left side?
37. Conscious about his smell.
38. Always use Alcohol or alcogel every time he touches anything that is exposed to air.
39. Have big sunglasses.
40. Wears boxers or briefs which has a print or message on it like spank me or hey sexy.
41. Knows the story of Gay guys in showbiz.
42. Is a Noranian or Vilmanian.
43. Uses gay lingo accidentally or evidently.
44. Uses straw when drinking from a bottled mineral water or ice tea.
45. Prefers Puerto Galera rather than Boracay.
46. Always order Blowjob from the Bartender or other ladies drinks.
47. Has a bestfriend whom he cares a lot.
48. Has a picture of his best friend in his wallet.
49. Stays and socializes at Starbucks.
50. Knows the lyrics of the song "I will survive"
51. Play badminton once a week.
52. Goes out with his gym buddies and calls them Pare or Dude.
53. He has a guys4men or manjam account.
54. He has a colorful friendster background.
55. Covers his mouth every time he laughs.
56. Has a leather jacket and leather boots and wears them at the same time.
57. Watched Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz's a very special love and had an LSS with the theme song
58. He knows fashion and how to shop in ladie's section.
Now, do you still love your man or would you have doubts regarding his gender.
A Pink Dictionary
I made a special Dictionary for those who wanted to learn “gay language” or the most commonly known “Salitang Bakla!”
A
• Akech / Akechiwa (pro.) Me. Ako.
B
• Beaucon (n.) Beauty Contest. Paligsahan ng
kagandahan.
• Bilat / Bilastress / Bilachi (n.) Girl. Babae.
• Booking / Reservation (n.) Reservation for sex. Mga
naka schedule na sex tripping.
C
• Chaka (adj) Ugly. Pangit.
Gurl ang chaka naman ng jotoko na yan. Wiz ko sya bet.
(Girl, ang pangit naman ng lalakeng yan. Hindi ko sya
gusto )
• Chakaness (adj) Uglier. Mas pangit.
Gurl ang chakaness ng damit nya kesa sayo. Kaya huwag
kang magjinarte jan na hindi ka maganda (Girl, mas
pangit ang suot nyang damit kesa sayo. Kaya huwag kang
mag-inarte dyan na hindi ka maganda.)
• Chakaful (adj) Ugliest. Pinakapangit.
Marze, ang chakaful ng shupatembang merlat mo sa
inyong apat noh? (Mare, pinakapangit ang kapatid mong
babae sa inyong apat ano?)
• Correctional Babaeng Kriminal (adj) Correct. Tama sa
suggestion
Correctional babaeng kriminal! Gora na lang tayesh sa
balay kesa sa manghala tau dito.(Tama! Umuwi na lang
tayo sa bahay kesa maghanap ng lalake dito)
D
• Delicious (v.) Pleasant to the eyes. Masarap syang
tignan.
Marze ang delicious naman nung otoko na yun! (Mare,
ang sarap tignan ng lalaking yun)
• Gelli de belen (adj) Jealous. Nagseselos.
• Gori (Adj.) Hairy. Mabuhok na tao.
Ay ang taray marze ng booking ko kagabi. Gori siya
kaya winner! (Ay ang galing ng nakasex ko kagabi.
Balbon siya kaya panalo!)
• Gurlalu / Gurlai (n.) Girl. Batang babae.
H
• Hipon (adj) Gorgeous body but ugly face. Kain
katawan tapon ulo
Ay sight mo girl, may naglalakad na hipon. (Tignan mo
girl, may naglalakad na maganda ang katawan pero
pangit ang mukha)
I
J
• Jerbi / Jerbax (n) Fecal matter. Tae.
Imbyerna naman! Nakajompak pa ako ng jerbi.
(Nakakainis naman! Nakatapak pa ako ng tae oh! )
K
• Kajot (v.) Wait. Maghintay sandali.
Kajot lang mare, lalafez lang akech . (Sandali lang
mare, kakain lang ako)
• Kyoho / Kyawti (Adj.) Bad smell. Mabahong Lugar o
tao.
Ang kyawti naman ditech. Gumora na nga tayesh. (Ang
baho naman dito. Alis na nga tayo)
• Kyeme / Kyemerlu / Kyemerlu Barurot
L
• Lobster (n) Body builder who possess ugliness. Body
builder mukha namang construction worker.
Gurl, sight mo ang lola mo, may kasamang
lobster.(Girl, tignan mo si Bakla, may kasamang
malaking katawan pero pangit ang mukha)
• Lollipop (n) Good looking person but not sexy. Kain
ulo tapon katawan.
Pwede na siya, kahit lollipop lang. (Pwede na siya,
gwapo siya pero pangit nga lang ang katawan)
• Luz Valdez (v.) Lost in a game. Natalo sa game.
Bakla, bakit ka na Luz Valdez sa beaucon? (Bakla,
bakit ka natalo sa beauty contest.)
M
• Momo (n) Inom
P
• Pasok sa banga - Tama ang sinabi
• Plangak / Plangush / Planggana - Tama
• Shoray - Mataray
• Shugal / Shugality Complex - Matagal
• Sight - tignan
• Suba / Subacious - sigarilyo
• Sugpo - Malaking Hipon
• Swahe - Lalaking maganda katawan pero pangit ang
mukha
T
• Tagalog Version - Matagal kumilos
• Tarush - Ang taray
U
• Uring - Penetration
• Uringan - Ass Penetration
• Uringan Awardee - Mahilig sa Penetration
V
W
• Watashi - Ako
• Witit / Wichikels / Wiz / Eklavu / - Mali
Y
• Yesterday Once More - Yes
Z
• AIDA - tawag sa AIDS
• Ambisyosang Palaka - Nangangarap ng Gising
• Amplangech - Oo
• Anda / Andaluz / Okani - Pera
• Anech / Anek - Ano
• Anek Anek - Ano
• Angola - Gala
• Award - Napagalitan
• Babushki / Babush / - Paalam
• Bahis / Hancock - Masturbate
• Balay - Bahay
• Bayagra - Testicles
• Bayola – Bading
• Berde ang dugo - Bading
• Betty Go Belmonte - Pangit
• Biology - BI
• Bobokesh - Bubuka
• Borlog / Borlogan Issue - Tulog
• Boxi - Taxi
• Brainwaves - Utak
• Buging / Bugelya - Suso
• Bugris / Bugrisya Mayer - Poo poo
• Bumbilya - Taong bansot
• Buselya - Bus
• Buyla - Bilhin
• BY - Gwapo
• Carmi Martin - Karma
• Carry / Carry Bambam / Caribels - Ok lang
• Caru - Car
• Chenelyn Garbansos - Pautot lang - Gumagawa ng Story
• Chimay / Chimini-a-a / Jatulong - Katulong
• Chugiin - Patayin
• Chuging / TIgbak - Patay
• Churva / Churvaness - Natural Expression
• Crayola - Umiiyak
• Crylalu - Umiyak
• Ditech / Ditechiwa / Ditei - Dito
• Donchi - Doon
• Dugesh - Dugo
• Durian - Taong mejo maraming pimples
• Fez / Facial / Fezlak - Face
• Fullness - Puno
• Gaydar - Device para malaman mo kung bading ang
• Getlakin - Kunin
• Go lang ng go - Tuloy lang ng tuloy
• Gora - Aalis na
• Hada / Hadacious - Blowjob
• Hagard / Hagardous - Pagod
• Haller - Hello
• Imbyerna / Naimbyerna - Naiinis
• In fairness - Ok lang / Pwede na rin
• Itech / Itechiwa - Ito
• Janghit - Anghit
• Japan - Sagot sa kahirapan
• Jinapay - Tinapay
• Jombagin - Jombag - Suntukin
• Jowa - Boyfriend / Girlfriend
• Judy Ann Santos - Taong madrama
• Jufal / Jufez - Makapal
• Julie Vega - Nahuli
• Jupot - Supot pa
• Jutang - Utang
• Jutangero - Mahilig mangutang
• Jutao / Utao - Tao
• Jutay - Maliit
• Jutot - Utot
• Juwi / Cairo Egypt - Uwi na
• Kaloka / Luckresya / Lukring - Siraulo
• Kayech - Kayo
• Kipay / Bilat - Vagina
• Korek with malaking check - Tama na naman
• Kungfu - Matakaw
• Kutching - Kuya
• Lafang / Lafez - Kain
• Langka - Taong maraming pimples
• Lawitwit - Tawag sa mga taong grasang kita ang lawit
• Ligwak / Tigbak - Nalaglag sa game o Natalo
• Ma anda - Mayaman
• Mahalia Fuentes - Mahal
• Majubis - Mataba
• Malaysia - Malay ko
• Mashonda / Thunderz - Matanda
• May I Enter / Eenchar - Papasok
• Melanie Marquez - Mahinang Utak
• Motmot - Motel
• Nagwarla / Warla - Magkaaway
• Najijilo - Nahihilo
• Nashonggal - Natanggal na
• Nawindang - Nagulat
• Okray - Asar
• Palitaw - Lulubog lilitaaw na tao
• Pampam - Pansin
• Pampanera - Papansin na tao
• Papampam - Maging Papansin
• Parang, Marikina - Seems like
• Payatola - Payat
• Payola - Bayaran
• Perlita Mendez - Mahilig sa alahas
• Pinya - Taong pa spike ang buhok na may maraming
• Prolonged Version - Mahaba
• Pudang - Pagkain
• Punelya / Nyelpi - Cellphone
• Pureza Station - Poor
• Purita Mahaguay / Purita - Mahirap
• Sanech / Sanechiwa / Sanei - Saan
• Shala - Sosyal
• Shuntok - Putok
• Shure - Sigurado
• Shureness - Mejo Sigurado
• Shurlalu - Siguradong Sigurado
• Squa qua - Squatter
• Story Teller - Naghahabi ng mga kwento
• Success Story - Mahirap na Babae na nakapangasawa ng
• Tayish - Tayo
• Tom Jones - Gutom
• Tsugihin - Alisin
• Tsugug - Nauntog
• Typeness / Typewriter - Gusto
• Whitney Tyson / Majitim - Maitim na tao
• Yao Ming - Matangkad
• Atcheng - Ate
• Jwinit - Mainit
• Totnak - Sexual Intercourse
• 69 - Baliktaran _______, ikaw ba yan? - when someone acts like another
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 - matagal (after a long time)
Alma Moreno - hemorrhoid (hango sa salitang almoranas, malapit di ba?)
Alona Alegre - alone (self explanatory na po ateng)
Anaconda -
ahas (a snake) / traitor
Anik / Anetch - ano (what) / which
Anita Linda - old lady, old gay (si Anita Linda ay isang aktres na mashonda na, sa mga pelikulang napanuod ko lagi siyang lola nina Maricel Soriano, o Manilyn Reynes o ng kung sinu-sino pang regal baby)
Anjanette - coming (andiyan na!)
Anong petsa na? - asked when someone is taking too long to dress up, etc.
Antibiotic - antipatika (bitch)
Armida Siguion Reyna - military (hindi ko madecipher eh, dahil ba matapang siya?)
Ate Shawie - shabu
Ate Vi - Viagra tablet
Attack – go to a certain place
Award - pinagalitan / pinagsabihan (reprimanded)
Babajee - protruding chin (hango kay Viveka Babajee dating Ms. Mauritius na nasangkot sa MMFF scam, pinasikat ang linyang "take it, take it!)
Backstreet Boys - cute boys at the back
badaff- bading
Baklah / Baklush - used instead of one's name, may refer to any gender
bakureg = baklang orig - bata pa lng alam na na bading sya
Balaj - balahura (shameless)
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez - bara / binara (bluntly rejected)
Becky Liway - dawn (bukang liwayway, pero hindi ko alam kung may artistang ganito ang namesung, wala ata)
Bet/ Betchay/betchina - gusto
Beverly Salviejo – taong mapanlait d naman makinis
Bitter Herbs - Nagagalit sa isang bagay
Bitter Ocampo - malungkot (sad) / nagngingitngit (fuming mad) / bitter
Bitter Ocampo - bitter
Bobita Peron - nitwit (mula sa salitang boba, naging bobita tapos para maganda lagyan natin ng Peron para glamorosa pakinggan parang Evita Peron)
boyband - chubby boy
boylet- papa
Cal Carrie - "can you?"
Caridad Sanchez - oldster (dahil siya ay thunders na?)
Carmen Ronda - roam, cruise (ronda just like what the tanods do)
Carmi Martin - karma (dahil ang karma ay malapit sa name na carmi)
Carrie Underwood – carry lang / ok lang
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry - sige (OK or alright)
Cathy Dennis - "makati" (frisky) or promiscuous
Cathy Santillan - libidinous (Cathy, dahil malapit sa salitang "kati" o "kinakati" na siyang sinasabi when one is horny or driven by lust)
Chaka, Chaka Khan - ugly (pero hindi chaka si Chaka Khan for me)
Chanda Romero - tiyan (tummy)
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled - not ok
Charing/Tienes -jest / a joke / not serious
Chembolar - wala lang expression
Chembolin Bambam – wala lang
Chenie Lin - multi purpose word with many meanings depending on context
Chiminina a-a=Chiminey Cricket - chimay (maid)
Chiqui Pineda - ugly (hindi ko alam ang ebolusyon ng salitang ito, dahil hindi naman chaka si chiqui di ba? o dahil malapit ang chiqui sa salitang chaka, thus the word?)
chiqui pineda = chaka = pangit
chokehey - walang pakialam
Chova / Chovaline Kyle – chika lang (small talk)
Cindy Kurleto - ask for a light (pasindi nga diyan)
Clasmarurut / Klasmarurut - classmate
Compared to Lugaw - kesa wala (better than nothing)
Connect the dots – taong madaming pimples
Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster - magluto (to cook)
Crayola - iyak (to cry)
Cynthia - "who is he/she?
Cynthia Luster - hindi kilalang babae o lalake (unknown she or he)
Dakila / Dakota / Dakel / Dakota Harrison – Extra Large Penis
Daot - insulto (insult)
Darna - shabu high ("Ding, ang bato!")
Debbie Gibsung - give (self explanatory na mga ineng, i love electric youth!)
detey/ditech- dito
Effem - Bading na Bading
eklabu/echos/eching- kunwari/joke/di totoo
Eksena / Eksenadora -
mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat (someone who always likes to figure in a scene)
Ella Fitzgerald/Mae Saison - horny (from the word ma-L or ma-elya)
Emma Thompson - emote (dahil siya ay best actress at magaling mag-emote!)
Emote - mag-inarte pa rin (one who is over-acting)
Enter the Dragon / Entourage - pasok (to enter) / come in
estrogenic - big boobs
Eva Kalaw - poop, excrement (ano buh, pati ang senadora hindi pinatawad, ang pangalan naman kasi ni lola malapit sa "ebak" which we all know what means, no offense meant po lola, naku lola pa naman ito ng aking tiser, naku Guy, sitahin ang mga sisterella sa paggamit ng pangalan ng iyong lola!)
F na F - Feel na Feel
fargenic- gwapo/maganda kapag malayo
Fatale - sobra (excessive) / to the max
Fayatollah Kumenis - payat (skinny)
Feel / Fillet o' Fish - type / gusto / natipuhan (like)
Fly - alis (leave)
Forever - palagi (always) / matagal / mabagal (slow)
Freestyle - slow makagets (to understand) / slow
Gamayra - maliit
Garapata – baklang maliit na malaki ang tyan
gardenia, jaguar - security guard
Gemma Cruz - defecate (o ang byuti queen hindi rin pinalampas, pero hindi ko rin mawari kung ano ang ebolusyon ng salitang ito)
Girlie Rodis - effeminate (dahil pa-girl ang mga effam; manager ni Mikee Cojuangco)
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson - bigay (to give)
Goodbye Suklay - goodbye
hipon, hiponessa - guy with a good body but an ugly face
Hungary – Gutom
Imbernadette Sembrano – badtrip sa tao
Imbey / Im - imbyerna (irritation)
In Fairness - pampalubag loob (to console)
Joana - flat chested
Jobelle Salvador - flabby sides like breasts (dyoga sa bilbil) {grabe, gulong ako dito!)
jokems- me
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella - karelasyon / BF or GF
jowadik- adik sa jowa
Jubis / Juba - taba (fatso)
jukaw- ikaw
Julabastrax - kalabasa
Julanis Morisette - to rain (self explanatory na po)
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal - mahuli (caught in the act)
Julie Andrews/Vega/Yap Daza - caught red handed (juli ka!)
Juliet - small breasts
Juliza - pulis
junakis- anak
Jutay / Jutes - maliit (small)
Juweila/chaola - uwi
Kamay ni Hilda - nangagapang
Kangkang/ Bongkangan - sex
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate - magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Kaplang - mali (error) / mistake
Karir/Career - sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work (to be seriously involved)
Katrina Kahalili - mistress
Keberetchi - kebz, go lang, wa paki
Keempee de Leon - skimpy, tight
keme- \carry lang, kaya to
Keps / Pukelya/ Keychain - Vagina
Korina Sanchez - stingy (malapit sa salitang kuripot)
Kuya Germs -
madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
kyomasu = pamasahe
Lafang - kain (eat)
Lapel - malakas ang boses (someone with a loud voice)
Lason - Tawag sa mga Babae / Mga Bading Nagpapakalalake
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu (may sha kasi sa pangalan niya eh)
Liberty / Statue of Liberty - libre (free)
Lilet - young gay (dahil ang mga bata ay tinatawag nating bulilit)
lot-lot de leon= talo
Lucila Lalu – lost
Lucita Soriano - loser na sorry pa
lucita soriano – loser
Lucita Soriano - sorry loser (lost na, sorry pa)
Lucky Home Partner - live-in partner
Lucresia Kasilag - crazy (malapit sa salitang loka)
Lulu Tan Gan - lesbo (eto hindi ko alam kung bakit, baka alam niyo)
Lupita Kashiwahara - malupit (cruel)
Luz Valdez - matalo (to lose)
Luz Valdez - lost (talunan o nawala/ naligaw)
Lydia de Vega - run! (asia's sprint queen!)
Madame Auring - anal sex enthusiast (can somebody explain to me why the name?)
Mahalia Fuentes - mahal (expensive)
Mahalia Mendez - expensive
Malu Barry - I don't know (malay ko!)
Merlat / Bilachi / Gurlalu / Gerli / Bilat /Bilastress - Babae
Mimigander - nagmamaganda
Mode - drama
moon crystal power - beautiful only at night
Morayta / Murriah Carrey - mura (cheap)
Ms.portugal/48years/anung petsa nah - bagal/super tagal
Mudra / Mudrabels / Mujay - Nanay
Mudra/Pudra - mama at papa
Mujer - Nagmamaasim
Muriah Carey - inexpensive
nakakalurky - shocking
Nora Daza - to cook
Notches / Nota / Nutring - General Term for Penis
Nyolbam / Sholbam - Callboy
okani muchi - maraming pera
okani nay - walang pera
Okray - paninirang puri (criticize)
Oprah Winfrey - promise (o prahmis ha!)
Otoko / Jutoko / Hombre - Lalake
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion - pagod (tired)
Pamhin / Paminta / Mhin / Menthol – Baklang hindi umaamin na bading sya
Pamintang Buo - Bisexual na Lalake / Discreet
Pamintang Durog - Bisexual na Halatang halata na
Pamintang Durog / Pamenthols - closet gays / acting as men
Pamintang Durog na Durog – halatang halatang halata na tlaga
papetch- papa
Pilita Corrales - insistent (pilit ng pilit)
Pinakuluan / Napressure Cooker - Silahis na Effem
PPP = papalapit papalapit pangit
Pudra / Pudrabels / Pajay- Tatay
Purita Alonzo/Cabauatan - poor
Purita Kalaw - walang pera (broke) / mahirap (poor)
purita mirasol - poor
Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya - when someone tells a sob story
Reyna Elena - ulan (to rain)
Rica Peralejo - mayaman (rich, from the Spanish word rica)
Rica Peralejo - rich
Rita Gomez - nakaka-irita (irritating personality)
Rita Gomez/Magdalena - irate (ay irita ang byuti ko!)
Samantha Lopez - opportunist (samanta-la!)
Say Alonzo - say (anong say mo?)
Sheryl Cruz - share
Shombey - tambay
Shomonster / Shamodity complex- sperms
Shupatembang - kapatid
Shupatembang Merlat - Kapatid na Babae
Shupatembang Otoko - Kapatid na Lalake
Shurely Fuentes - sure
Sight – tignan
Smelani Marquez - smelly
Soxie Topacio - taxi (hahaha!)
Sunshine Cruz - sunrise
Sushmita Sen - "ohmigod!"
Tahongero - Lalaking mahilig sa bilat.
talikodgenic- gwapo/maganda if nakatalikod
Tarugo / Totoy Mola - Malaking Penis
That's Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña - datung (money)
thunderbird/damatands/jutanda- old
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda - matanda (old people)
thunderdome = matanda
Tillie Moreno - to scream
Tivoli / Tbird / Tivoli Salcedo / Tibursha/ Shiboli Bambam - Tomboy
tom jones- gutom
Tukling / Bakling / Badaf / Baklush / Badingerzi - Bakla
tukling = katutuklas lng na bading
Tweety de Leon - tweetums
Utaw - tao
Variables - barya
Veriveri - manas, parang obesse
Vientainne, Laos – Laos na style
Warla- galit
Washington / Wishing / Wish - wala (nothing or none)
wikikik= hindi
Willie Revillame – manyak na lalaki
Windra -win
Winner – Panalo
Winnie Santos - manalo (to win)
winnie the pooh -winner
Winona Ryder/ Winnie Santos/Monsod - winner
Wrangler - gurang (also means old)
X-Men - dating lalaki (formerly a man) now gay
Yayo Aguila - shy (mahiyain ba si yayo aguila?)
Zsa Zsa Padilla - "okay fine!" (o zsa, zsa!)
A
• Akech / Akechiwa (pro.) Me. Ako.
B
• Beaucon (n.) Beauty Contest. Paligsahan ng
kagandahan.
• Bilat / Bilastress / Bilachi (n.) Girl. Babae.
• Booking / Reservation (n.) Reservation for sex. Mga
naka schedule na sex tripping.
C
• Chaka (adj) Ugly. Pangit.
Gurl ang chaka naman ng jotoko na yan. Wiz ko sya bet.
(Girl, ang pangit naman ng lalakeng yan. Hindi ko sya
gusto )
• Chakaness (adj) Uglier. Mas pangit.
Gurl ang chakaness ng damit nya kesa sayo. Kaya huwag
kang magjinarte jan na hindi ka maganda (Girl, mas
pangit ang suot nyang damit kesa sayo. Kaya huwag kang
mag-inarte dyan na hindi ka maganda.)
• Chakaful (adj) Ugliest. Pinakapangit.
Marze, ang chakaful ng shupatembang merlat mo sa
inyong apat noh? (Mare, pinakapangit ang kapatid mong
babae sa inyong apat ano?)
• Correctional Babaeng Kriminal (adj) Correct. Tama sa
suggestion
Correctional babaeng kriminal! Gora na lang tayesh sa
balay kesa sa manghala tau dito.(Tama! Umuwi na lang
tayo sa bahay kesa maghanap ng lalake dito)
D
• Delicious (v.) Pleasant to the eyes. Masarap syang
tignan.
Marze ang delicious naman nung otoko na yun! (Mare,
ang sarap tignan ng lalaking yun)
• Gelli de belen (adj) Jealous. Nagseselos.
• Gori (Adj.) Hairy. Mabuhok na tao.
Ay ang taray marze ng booking ko kagabi. Gori siya
kaya winner! (Ay ang galing ng nakasex ko kagabi.
Balbon siya kaya panalo!)
• Gurlalu / Gurlai (n.) Girl. Batang babae.
H
• Hipon (adj) Gorgeous body but ugly face. Kain
katawan tapon ulo
Ay sight mo girl, may naglalakad na hipon. (Tignan mo
girl, may naglalakad na maganda ang katawan pero
pangit ang mukha)
I
J
• Jerbi / Jerbax (n) Fecal matter. Tae.
Imbyerna naman! Nakajompak pa ako ng jerbi.
(Nakakainis naman! Nakatapak pa ako ng tae oh! )
K
• Kajot (v.) Wait. Maghintay sandali.
Kajot lang mare, lalafez lang akech . (Sandali lang
mare, kakain lang ako)
• Kyoho / Kyawti (Adj.) Bad smell. Mabahong Lugar o
tao.
Ang kyawti naman ditech. Gumora na nga tayesh. (Ang
baho naman dito. Alis na nga tayo)
• Kyeme / Kyemerlu / Kyemerlu Barurot
L
• Lobster (n) Body builder who possess ugliness. Body
builder mukha namang construction worker.
Gurl, sight mo ang lola mo, may kasamang
lobster.(Girl, tignan mo si Bakla, may kasamang
malaking katawan pero pangit ang mukha)
• Lollipop (n) Good looking person but not sexy. Kain
ulo tapon katawan.
Pwede na siya, kahit lollipop lang. (Pwede na siya,
gwapo siya pero pangit nga lang ang katawan)
• Luz Valdez (v.) Lost in a game. Natalo sa game.
Bakla, bakit ka na Luz Valdez sa beaucon? (Bakla,
bakit ka natalo sa beauty contest.)
M
• Momo (n) Inom
P
• Pasok sa banga - Tama ang sinabi
• Plangak / Plangush / Planggana - Tama
• Shoray - Mataray
• Shugal / Shugality Complex - Matagal
• Sight - tignan
• Suba / Subacious - sigarilyo
• Sugpo - Malaking Hipon
• Swahe - Lalaking maganda katawan pero pangit ang
mukha
T
• Tagalog Version - Matagal kumilos
• Tarush - Ang taray
U
• Uring - Penetration
• Uringan - Ass Penetration
• Uringan Awardee - Mahilig sa Penetration
V
W
• Watashi - Ako
• Witit / Wichikels / Wiz / Eklavu / - Mali
Y
• Yesterday Once More - Yes
Z
• AIDA - tawag sa AIDS
• Ambisyosang Palaka - Nangangarap ng Gising
• Amplangech - Oo
• Anda / Andaluz / Okani - Pera
• Anech / Anek - Ano
• Anek Anek - Ano
• Angola - Gala
• Award - Napagalitan
• Babushki / Babush / - Paalam
• Bahis / Hancock - Masturbate
• Balay - Bahay
• Bayagra - Testicles
• Bayola – Bading
• Berde ang dugo - Bading
• Betty Go Belmonte - Pangit
• Biology - BI
• Bobokesh - Bubuka
• Borlog / Borlogan Issue - Tulog
• Boxi - Taxi
• Brainwaves - Utak
• Buging / Bugelya - Suso
• Bugris / Bugrisya Mayer - Poo poo
• Bumbilya - Taong bansot
• Buselya - Bus
• Buyla - Bilhin
• BY - Gwapo
• Carmi Martin - Karma
• Carry / Carry Bambam / Caribels - Ok lang
• Caru - Car
• Chenelyn Garbansos - Pautot lang - Gumagawa ng Story
• Chimay / Chimini-a-a / Jatulong - Katulong
• Chugiin - Patayin
• Chuging / TIgbak - Patay
• Churva / Churvaness - Natural Expression
• Crayola - Umiiyak
• Crylalu - Umiyak
• Ditech / Ditechiwa / Ditei - Dito
• Donchi - Doon
• Dugesh - Dugo
• Durian - Taong mejo maraming pimples
• Fez / Facial / Fezlak - Face
• Fullness - Puno
• Gaydar - Device para malaman mo kung bading ang
• Getlakin - Kunin
• Go lang ng go - Tuloy lang ng tuloy
• Gora - Aalis na
• Hada / Hadacious - Blowjob
• Hagard / Hagardous - Pagod
• Haller - Hello
• Imbyerna / Naimbyerna - Naiinis
• In fairness - Ok lang / Pwede na rin
• Itech / Itechiwa - Ito
• Janghit - Anghit
• Japan - Sagot sa kahirapan
• Jinapay - Tinapay
• Jombagin - Jombag - Suntukin
• Jowa - Boyfriend / Girlfriend
• Judy Ann Santos - Taong madrama
• Jufal / Jufez - Makapal
• Julie Vega - Nahuli
• Jupot - Supot pa
• Jutang - Utang
• Jutangero - Mahilig mangutang
• Jutao / Utao - Tao
• Jutay - Maliit
• Jutot - Utot
• Juwi / Cairo Egypt - Uwi na
• Kaloka / Luckresya / Lukring - Siraulo
• Kayech - Kayo
• Kipay / Bilat - Vagina
• Korek with malaking check - Tama na naman
• Kungfu - Matakaw
• Kutching - Kuya
• Lafang / Lafez - Kain
• Langka - Taong maraming pimples
• Lawitwit - Tawag sa mga taong grasang kita ang lawit
• Ligwak / Tigbak - Nalaglag sa game o Natalo
• Ma anda - Mayaman
• Mahalia Fuentes - Mahal
• Majubis - Mataba
• Malaysia - Malay ko
• Mashonda / Thunderz - Matanda
• May I Enter / Eenchar - Papasok
• Melanie Marquez - Mahinang Utak
• Motmot - Motel
• Nagwarla / Warla - Magkaaway
• Najijilo - Nahihilo
• Nashonggal - Natanggal na
• Nawindang - Nagulat
• Okray - Asar
• Palitaw - Lulubog lilitaaw na tao
• Pampam - Pansin
• Pampanera - Papansin na tao
• Papampam - Maging Papansin
• Parang, Marikina - Seems like
• Payatola - Payat
• Payola - Bayaran
• Perlita Mendez - Mahilig sa alahas
• Pinya - Taong pa spike ang buhok na may maraming
• Prolonged Version - Mahaba
• Pudang - Pagkain
• Punelya / Nyelpi - Cellphone
• Pureza Station - Poor
• Purita Mahaguay / Purita - Mahirap
• Sanech / Sanechiwa / Sanei - Saan
• Shala - Sosyal
• Shuntok - Putok
• Shure - Sigurado
• Shureness - Mejo Sigurado
• Shurlalu - Siguradong Sigurado
• Squa qua - Squatter
• Story Teller - Naghahabi ng mga kwento
• Success Story - Mahirap na Babae na nakapangasawa ng
• Tayish - Tayo
• Tom Jones - Gutom
• Tsugihin - Alisin
• Tsugug - Nauntog
• Typeness / Typewriter - Gusto
• Whitney Tyson / Majitim - Maitim na tao
• Yao Ming - Matangkad
• Atcheng - Ate
• Jwinit - Mainit
• Totnak - Sexual Intercourse
• 69 - Baliktaran _______, ikaw ba yan? - when someone acts like another
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 - matagal (after a long time)
Alma Moreno - hemorrhoid (hango sa salitang almoranas, malapit di ba?)
Alona Alegre - alone (self explanatory na po ateng)
Anaconda -
ahas (a snake) / traitor
Anik / Anetch - ano (what) / which
Anita Linda - old lady, old gay (si Anita Linda ay isang aktres na mashonda na, sa mga pelikulang napanuod ko lagi siyang lola nina Maricel Soriano, o Manilyn Reynes o ng kung sinu-sino pang regal baby)
Anjanette - coming (andiyan na!)
Anong petsa na? - asked when someone is taking too long to dress up, etc.
Antibiotic - antipatika (bitch)
Armida Siguion Reyna - military (hindi ko madecipher eh, dahil ba matapang siya?)
Ate Shawie - shabu
Ate Vi - Viagra tablet
Attack – go to a certain place
Award - pinagalitan / pinagsabihan (reprimanded)
Babajee - protruding chin (hango kay Viveka Babajee dating Ms. Mauritius na nasangkot sa MMFF scam, pinasikat ang linyang "take it, take it!)
Backstreet Boys - cute boys at the back
badaff- bading
Baklah / Baklush - used instead of one's name, may refer to any gender
bakureg = baklang orig - bata pa lng alam na na bading sya
Balaj - balahura (shameless)
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez - bara / binara (bluntly rejected)
Becky Liway - dawn (bukang liwayway, pero hindi ko alam kung may artistang ganito ang namesung, wala ata)
Bet/ Betchay/betchina - gusto
Beverly Salviejo – taong mapanlait d naman makinis
Bitter Herbs - Nagagalit sa isang bagay
Bitter Ocampo - malungkot (sad) / nagngingitngit (fuming mad) / bitter
Bitter Ocampo - bitter
Bobita Peron - nitwit (mula sa salitang boba, naging bobita tapos para maganda lagyan natin ng Peron para glamorosa pakinggan parang Evita Peron)
boyband - chubby boy
boylet- papa
Cal Carrie - "can you?"
Caridad Sanchez - oldster (dahil siya ay thunders na?)
Carmen Ronda - roam, cruise (ronda just like what the tanods do)
Carmi Martin - karma (dahil ang karma ay malapit sa name na carmi)
Carrie Underwood – carry lang / ok lang
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry - sige (OK or alright)
Cathy Dennis - "makati" (frisky) or promiscuous
Cathy Santillan - libidinous (Cathy, dahil malapit sa salitang "kati" o "kinakati" na siyang sinasabi when one is horny or driven by lust)
Chaka, Chaka Khan - ugly (pero hindi chaka si Chaka Khan for me)
Chanda Romero - tiyan (tummy)
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled - not ok
Charing/Tienes -jest / a joke / not serious
Chembolar - wala lang expression
Chembolin Bambam – wala lang
Chenie Lin - multi purpose word with many meanings depending on context
Chiminina a-a=Chiminey Cricket - chimay (maid)
Chiqui Pineda - ugly (hindi ko alam ang ebolusyon ng salitang ito, dahil hindi naman chaka si chiqui di ba? o dahil malapit ang chiqui sa salitang chaka, thus the word?)
chiqui pineda = chaka = pangit
chokehey - walang pakialam
Chova / Chovaline Kyle – chika lang (small talk)
Cindy Kurleto - ask for a light (pasindi nga diyan)
Clasmarurut / Klasmarurut - classmate
Compared to Lugaw - kesa wala (better than nothing)
Connect the dots – taong madaming pimples
Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster - magluto (to cook)
Crayola - iyak (to cry)
Cynthia - "who is he/she?
Cynthia Luster - hindi kilalang babae o lalake (unknown she or he)
Dakila / Dakota / Dakel / Dakota Harrison – Extra Large Penis
Daot - insulto (insult)
Darna - shabu high ("Ding, ang bato!")
Debbie Gibsung - give (self explanatory na mga ineng, i love electric youth!)
detey/ditech- dito
Effem - Bading na Bading
eklabu/echos/eching- kunwari/joke/di totoo
Eksena / Eksenadora -
mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat (someone who always likes to figure in a scene)
Ella Fitzgerald/Mae Saison - horny (from the word ma-L or ma-elya)
Emma Thompson - emote (dahil siya ay best actress at magaling mag-emote!)
Emote - mag-inarte pa rin (one who is over-acting)
Enter the Dragon / Entourage - pasok (to enter) / come in
estrogenic - big boobs
Eva Kalaw - poop, excrement (ano buh, pati ang senadora hindi pinatawad, ang pangalan naman kasi ni lola malapit sa "ebak" which we all know what means, no offense meant po lola, naku lola pa naman ito ng aking tiser, naku Guy, sitahin ang mga sisterella sa paggamit ng pangalan ng iyong lola!)
F na F - Feel na Feel
fargenic- gwapo/maganda kapag malayo
Fatale - sobra (excessive) / to the max
Fayatollah Kumenis - payat (skinny)
Feel / Fillet o' Fish - type / gusto / natipuhan (like)
Fly - alis (leave)
Forever - palagi (always) / matagal / mabagal (slow)
Freestyle - slow makagets (to understand) / slow
Gamayra - maliit
Garapata – baklang maliit na malaki ang tyan
gardenia, jaguar - security guard
Gemma Cruz - defecate (o ang byuti queen hindi rin pinalampas, pero hindi ko rin mawari kung ano ang ebolusyon ng salitang ito)
Girlie Rodis - effeminate (dahil pa-girl ang mga effam; manager ni Mikee Cojuangco)
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson - bigay (to give)
Goodbye Suklay - goodbye
hipon, hiponessa - guy with a good body but an ugly face
Hungary – Gutom
Imbernadette Sembrano – badtrip sa tao
Imbey / Im - imbyerna (irritation)
In Fairness - pampalubag loob (to console)
Joana - flat chested
Jobelle Salvador - flabby sides like breasts (dyoga sa bilbil) {grabe, gulong ako dito!)
jokems- me
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella - karelasyon / BF or GF
jowadik- adik sa jowa
Jubis / Juba - taba (fatso)
jukaw- ikaw
Julabastrax - kalabasa
Julanis Morisette - to rain (self explanatory na po)
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal - mahuli (caught in the act)
Julie Andrews/Vega/Yap Daza - caught red handed (juli ka!)
Juliet - small breasts
Juliza - pulis
junakis- anak
Jutay / Jutes - maliit (small)
Juweila/chaola - uwi
Kamay ni Hilda - nangagapang
Kangkang/ Bongkangan - sex
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate - magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Kaplang - mali (error) / mistake
Karir/Career - sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work (to be seriously involved)
Katrina Kahalili - mistress
Keberetchi - kebz, go lang, wa paki
Keempee de Leon - skimpy, tight
keme- \carry lang, kaya to
Keps / Pukelya/ Keychain - Vagina
Korina Sanchez - stingy (malapit sa salitang kuripot)
Kuya Germs -
madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
kyomasu = pamasahe
Lafang - kain (eat)
Lapel - malakas ang boses (someone with a loud voice)
Lason - Tawag sa mga Babae / Mga Bading Nagpapakalalake
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu (may sha kasi sa pangalan niya eh)
Liberty / Statue of Liberty - libre (free)
Lilet - young gay (dahil ang mga bata ay tinatawag nating bulilit)
lot-lot de leon= talo
Lucila Lalu – lost
Lucita Soriano - loser na sorry pa
lucita soriano – loser
Lucita Soriano - sorry loser (lost na, sorry pa)
Lucky Home Partner - live-in partner
Lucresia Kasilag - crazy (malapit sa salitang loka)
Lulu Tan Gan - lesbo (eto hindi ko alam kung bakit, baka alam niyo)
Lupita Kashiwahara - malupit (cruel)
Luz Valdez - matalo (to lose)
Luz Valdez - lost (talunan o nawala/ naligaw)
Lydia de Vega - run! (asia's sprint queen!)
Madame Auring - anal sex enthusiast (can somebody explain to me why the name?)
Mahalia Fuentes - mahal (expensive)
Mahalia Mendez - expensive
Malu Barry - I don't know (malay ko!)
Merlat / Bilachi / Gurlalu / Gerli / Bilat /Bilastress - Babae
Mimigander - nagmamaganda
Mode - drama
moon crystal power - beautiful only at night
Morayta / Murriah Carrey - mura (cheap)
Ms.portugal/48years/anung petsa nah - bagal/super tagal
Mudra / Mudrabels / Mujay - Nanay
Mudra/Pudra - mama at papa
Mujer - Nagmamaasim
Muriah Carey - inexpensive
nakakalurky - shocking
Nora Daza - to cook
Notches / Nota / Nutring - General Term for Penis
Nyolbam / Sholbam - Callboy
okani muchi - maraming pera
okani nay - walang pera
Okray - paninirang puri (criticize)
Oprah Winfrey - promise (o prahmis ha!)
Otoko / Jutoko / Hombre - Lalake
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion - pagod (tired)
Pamhin / Paminta / Mhin / Menthol – Baklang hindi umaamin na bading sya
Pamintang Buo - Bisexual na Lalake / Discreet
Pamintang Durog - Bisexual na Halatang halata na
Pamintang Durog / Pamenthols - closet gays / acting as men
Pamintang Durog na Durog – halatang halatang halata na tlaga
papetch- papa
Pilita Corrales - insistent (pilit ng pilit)
Pinakuluan / Napressure Cooker - Silahis na Effem
PPP = papalapit papalapit pangit
Pudra / Pudrabels / Pajay- Tatay
Purita Alonzo/Cabauatan - poor
Purita Kalaw - walang pera (broke) / mahirap (poor)
purita mirasol - poor
Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya - when someone tells a sob story
Reyna Elena - ulan (to rain)
Rica Peralejo - mayaman (rich, from the Spanish word rica)
Rica Peralejo - rich
Rita Gomez - nakaka-irita (irritating personality)
Rita Gomez/Magdalena - irate (ay irita ang byuti ko!)
Samantha Lopez - opportunist (samanta-la!)
Say Alonzo - say (anong say mo?)
Sheryl Cruz - share
Shombey - tambay
Shomonster / Shamodity complex- sperms
Shupatembang - kapatid
Shupatembang Merlat - Kapatid na Babae
Shupatembang Otoko - Kapatid na Lalake
Shurely Fuentes - sure
Sight – tignan
Smelani Marquez - smelly
Soxie Topacio - taxi (hahaha!)
Sunshine Cruz - sunrise
Sushmita Sen - "ohmigod!"
Tahongero - Lalaking mahilig sa bilat.
talikodgenic- gwapo/maganda if nakatalikod
Tarugo / Totoy Mola - Malaking Penis
That's Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña - datung (money)
thunderbird/damatands/jutanda- old
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda - matanda (old people)
thunderdome = matanda
Tillie Moreno - to scream
Tivoli / Tbird / Tivoli Salcedo / Tibursha/ Shiboli Bambam - Tomboy
tom jones- gutom
Tukling / Bakling / Badaf / Baklush / Badingerzi - Bakla
tukling = katutuklas lng na bading
Tweety de Leon - tweetums
Utaw - tao
Variables - barya
Veriveri - manas, parang obesse
Vientainne, Laos – Laos na style
Warla- galit
Washington / Wishing / Wish - wala (nothing or none)
wikikik= hindi
Willie Revillame – manyak na lalaki
Windra -win
Winner – Panalo
Winnie Santos - manalo (to win)
winnie the pooh -winner
Winona Ryder/ Winnie Santos/Monsod - winner
Wrangler - gurang (also means old)
X-Men - dating lalaki (formerly a man) now gay
Yayo Aguila - shy (mahiyain ba si yayo aguila?)
Zsa Zsa Padilla - "okay fine!" (o zsa, zsa!)
Training People
It's been a while since I wrote something in here. Uhm, I am too busy preparin' for work, work presentations, meetings, recruiting possible members of our team, composing and researching training modules (and don't forget the agonizing nights when we have to stay up late tryin' to perfect everything coz it was the last night we can finish the module for the training will start on the following day!!) It was tiring though, but our hardships were blown away after our first day. We were in chaos at first coz the light's switch are no where to find, the ac is not working (darn! it's too hot), there was no projector (I really worked my butt out just to finish the presentations), no food, no water and the worst part, no time to have a cancer break!!
The first week was really rough. We need to twist their tongues and remove their regional accents. Since we have several trainees from the South, we need to train them in order to overcome their fear of speaking. They have to undergo thorough training like learning how to produce the right sounds, stress the right syllable, think on their feet and organize their thoughts before speaking so that they will be able to converse properly and help their listener understand them better.
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